Oh Keptin, My Keptin.

healingsuggestions:

this is your nightly reminder to do something that makes you happy tonight. drink some tea, water or even coffee if you want. study a little extra so you ace that exam. curl up with a good book or a favorite movie. listen to your favorite songs before you go to sleep. you are doing so great

(via everyoneelseislonely-deactivate)

foxmulders:

being nice and kind to others

(via miketshh)

nevui-penim-miruvorrr:

jrrtolkiennerd:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

dam’ right, it’s better than yours (8) 

(via j-acaster)

churchyardgrim:

jpfinch1:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

(via confirmance)

screamingcrawfish:

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

(via j-acaster)

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels to scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

(via beccathebimbo)

unmoistened:

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

(via radicallymine)